My Night Life Nowadays

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I'm in a computer shop right now, spending much on the unforgiving hour just to access my email and squeeze in a few words here. After this, I'll be riding the jeep going home. Around 1:30 am perhaps, and then go walk the street where only the left side of the road is lighted up in yellow. Who cares about the right side, right?

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The other week I was walking home from work. It was maybe 2:30 am if I'm not mistaken. And everyday, I see this bleached blonde haired tranny waiting amongst the parked pedicabs for her next dose of blood. Well, on that particular day while walking home, I found two, forgive the term -- squatter, teenagers in the dark with her. One guy was keeping watch while the other lad looked like he was sucking on albino teat. I was kinda shocked with what I saw. Who wouldn't?

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Last weekend I was to a shower party. My very first, and the wedding's not even for any of my friends. To make the long story short, the stripper guy danced through three songs (sappy love songs) and went all the way with his undies.

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I swear it was the thickest, most venular Pinoy longganisa I ever saw!!! Holy weiners Batman! That thing was HUGE! We were all open-mouthed while we each got a turn to stroke his salami.

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Anyway, I got drunk that night, downing 8 shots of tequila in less than 20 minutes. I wanted some attention and wanted an alibi for my retarded behavior. I got home safe and didn't puke or anything. I made sure to drink aspirin before going to bed and in the morning before going to work. I was fine. A work of art.

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